Bassoonist: *speaks note* ugh, my D never wants to come out!
Me: your girlfriend must be so disappointed
This is like the biggest pet peeve of most band geeks (a title that I proudly wear)- *clears throat* now listen children….
THIS IS AN OBOE
IT LOOKS LIKE A FANCY-ASS CLARINET WITH LOTS MORE KEYS AND A DOUBLE REED AND YOU NEED SKILLS TO PLAY THIS SHIT
THIS IS A BASSOON
ITS GOTTA BE LIKE…
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?